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SCREENY WEENY 6.0 UNCUT NORDIC WHITE
The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake penis. Most authentic, reliable, and easy to use.
The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and its one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.
Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx, and a refill syringe.
When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.
German designed and engineered.
FEATURES
The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look.
Strap it on and get peeing.
No additional handles are required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis).
The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”.
100% secure and reliable, with no dripping or leaking.
The flow of urine is started by putting light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny and stopped again immediately by releasing it.
The urine sachets can be reclosed.
The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap.
Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone.
SPECIFICATIONS
Colour: Flesh
Brand: ScreenyWeeny
Product Type: Adult Toys
Material: Silicone
Gender: Male
Weight: 0.6kgs
Guide to warming up the urine sachets:
In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.
* CleanUrin is not suitable for consumption and may not be used to falsify drug tests/checks/examinations etc.
PACKAGE CONTENTS
1 x ScreenyWeeny 6.0 uncircumcised "Nordic/White"
2 x 80ml Synthetic urine with different values
1 x Empty sachet (for practice or for urine from another source)
1 x Thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching),
1 x HeatPaxx Heating Pad
1 x Refill-Syringe (20 ml)
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- Order Processing: Orders are typically processed within 1-2 business days. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking information once your order has shipped.
- Shipping Times: Delivery times vary depending on your location. Most orders within Australia arrive in 3-8 business days.
Returns Information:
- Easy Returns: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you are not happy with your item, you can return it within 30 days of receipt.
- Return Conditions: Items must be returned in their original condition, unopened box, unworn and with all tags attached.
- Refund Process: Once we receive your return, we will process your refund less shipping/restocking fees within 3-5 business days to the original method of payment.
- Return Shipping: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item is faulty or incorrect.
- How to Return: To initiate a return, please contact our customer service team with your order number and reason for return. They will provide you with further instructions.
At Simply Wholesale, your satisfaction is what we strive for. Therefore, if you are not happy, we will persevere until you are 100% satisfied.
We realise that things don't always go as expected, and sometimes goods may have to be returned - a product may be defective, you may have received the wrong item, or perhaps you have just changed your mind.
If you would like to return product(s) to us, please read the instructions listed. Online purchases must be returned within 14 days and must be new, unused, and contain all original packing and accessories. You have to contact us within fourteen(14) days of receipt of the item to be eligible for a store credit or exchange (May be subject to postal charges). If you have passed the fourteen(14) day cut off point, you may only be eligible for exchange. It is crucial to understand our Return Policy and make certain the criteria are met before physically sending item(s) back to us. Please read our Terms and Conditions for further details.
Change of Mind
If you change your mind about a purchase or make an incorrect choice and notify us within 14 days of delivery, we will provide you with a store credit for unopened products once the product has been returned back to us. The criterion for the Change of Mind Policy is outlined below:
The product must be in an unopened, unused condition - suitable for resale
The store credit will be calculated as the product price paid minus the postage & re-stocking costs (Free Shipping order would incur subtraction of $9.95 and Express Post order would incur subtraction of $15.00) for products under $50 in value but more than $10.
If item is less than $10 in value, then $4.95 will be taken away as shipping and re-stocking fee.
If item is less more than $50 in value but less than $100, then $19.95 will be taken away as shipping and re-stocking fee.
If item is less more than $100 in value but less than $500, then $49.95 will be taken away as shipping and re-stocking fee.
Risk of loss or damage to the product will not be assumed by Simply Wholesale until the product has been accepted back into our warehouse
Product Exclusions: The Change of Mind Policy does not apply to: undergarments and jewellery
Faulty Products - If a product is wrongly described, different from a sample shown or is defective, we will offer you a choice between a new replacement item or a full store credit. Please note that any incorrectly sent items will need to be returned in original, unused condition.
Damaged Products - If your item arrives damaged or 'dead on arrival', we will arrange a replacement or full refund at our cost.
How to request a return for wrongly described or defective item purchased at www.simplywholesale.com.au:
STEP 1.
Please contact us within fourteen (14) days of receipt of the item via our online contact form or by Contact Us section stating your order number, the item(s) you wish to return and details of the problem.
STEP 2.
Our Customer Services Team, provided you comply with this returns policy, will then issue a Returns Confirmation. Please send the item to the specified address with the Returns Confirmation specified on the outer packaging. The returns confirmation is valid for fourteen (14) days so please return the item immediately.
STEP 3.
Once the item is received by us, and provided the returned item meets our conditions, we will provide you with a store credit or a replacement product. In some cases extra postal charges may be incurred. You will be notified of this before the product is sent out to you. This will be done within 7 business days of receiving the item from you.
How to request a return for any product purchased through a deal site, company affiliated with Simply Wholesale:
Due to the discounted nature of the product and the involvement of the secondary party ie. the deal company, you will not be eligible for a refund or store credit if you purchased from a deal site or company. You will only be eligible for an exchange if a product is deemed to be faulty or damaged by the Simply Wholesale team.
STEP 1.
Please contact us within fourteen (14) days of receipt of the item via our online contact form or by Contact Us section stating your order number, coupon number and deal site where the item(s) was purchased with details of the problem.
STEP 2.
Our Customer Services Team, provided you comply with this returns policy, will then issue a Returns Confirmation. Please send the item to the specified address with the Returns Confirmation specified on the outer packaging. The returns confirmation is valid for fourteen (14) days so please return the item immediately.
STEP 3.
Once the item is received by us, and provided the returned item meets our conditions, we will provide you with a replacement product. Extra postal charges may be incurred and must be payable before the product is dispatched. You will be notified of this before the product is sent out to you. This will be done within 7 business days of receiving the item from you.
Warranty and Claims
Warrantable Items.
A warrantable item is one which is covered by a manufacturer's warranty which may offer additional protection against product failure to that offered by SimplyWholesale’s returns policy. Many of brand-name electrical items, mobile phones, computers and IT products are covered by manufacturer's warranties.
Warranty claims are handled by the manufacturer directly so please contact them immediately an issue arises and follow their Returns Policy and Instructions. If you require any assistance or their contact details please feel free to contact us via our online contact form or customer services department stating your order number, the item(s) you are wishing to return and details of the problem.
International Import Items.
Products imported to Australia directly by SimplyWholesale MAY NOT be covered in Australia by the warranties offered in the country of origin. Under these circumstances, SimplyWholesale will assist customers to locate and contact the appropriate overseas manufacturer or distributor in the country of origin for a period of ninety (90) days after the placement of the original order with us.
The warranty of each product will vary and will be stated in the product description.
Please contact the SimplyWholesale customer services team for more information.
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