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CREATURE COCKS SWAMP MONSTER - GREEN 23.9 CM FANTASY DILDO
Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strap-on harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
FEATURES
Fantasy Dildo: The long, scaly, ribbed shaft of this curved Creature Cock is for those who like the deep, wet swamplands of fairytale and lore. With its pink head, wide, flat base and glass eyes you'll be indulging in wild fantasies only few have known!
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you or a partner can wear the dildo and bring the fantasy fully to life!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.
SPECIFICATIONS
Measurements: Overall length: 23.9 cm. Insertable length: 17.8 cm. Narrowest insertable diameter: 3.5 cm. Widest insertable diameter: 5.1 cm.
Materials: Silicone, glass
Note: Do not use with any silicone products; use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
PACKAGE CONTENTS
1 x Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Green Fantasy Dildo
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